Comic 361 - Go to heaven

Posted on 12th Sep 2017, 12:29 AM in Unfathomable Hate
Go to heaven

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Morgenstern 12th Sep 2017, 12:29 AM edit delete
Morgenstern
You decide that, for now, it might be best not to draw too much attention to yourself. You walk back into the office area, trudging through the quicksand-like carpet. You check on the computers--they are, in fact, still loading. Might be a little longer.

You return to the first room, and enter the door labeled Heaven.

You find yourself in a small gallery, where a bunch of dumb broads are talking among themselves about how great Macland Row is. They repeat statements about how he is a brilliant businessman, and a cornerstone of this city, and is rumored to be a great lover. It's a shame he doesn't get the recognition he deserves, the women say. He should really be the one running things around here, they keep repeating. They're really just saying what everyone's been thinking, though.

Comments:

Mochi 12th Sep 2017, 12:44 AM edit delete reply
Mochi
wow, shit got a bit whacked in that office there, i wonder why? also, i want to shoot macland on principle, what a toad. i kind of figured he saw himself as god's gift to the world. investigate the stupid golden statue and then move on to the next room.
Baeronius 12th Sep 2017, 12:58 AM edit delete reply
Baeronius
Which method of investigation do you want to try? Sight? or Touch?
Usually you either rub the tummy of the statue or touch its shoe for luck or good fortune.
Being in a place where one's own psyche creates the environment I'd guess that garnering luck might have some effect here.
rufiangel 12th Sep 2017, 12:59 AM edit delete reply
rufiangel
It's possible that his subconscious has recognised an intruder and is reacting accordingly, or this is a sign that Macland believes his "hell" is temporary only, and that eventually he won't need to suffer through it once whatever TH is out to do is actually accomplished. There does seem to be a kind of end goal that Mackey is in for as well, judging by his conversation with TH before. Whatever the big awful thing TH is planning, maybe it releases Mackey from the need to deal within the drudgery of corporate work?
Kitty 12th Sep 2017, 12:45 AM edit delete reply
...Wow, I commented earlier to Mochi that many of Macland's business-drudgery problems are probably caused by having a terrible secretary who isn't capable of handling minutiae, because obviously he hired a secretary for her looks and not her competence... but I didn't expect to be *quite* so right about it.

Let's uh... let's just sneak over to that other door and try not to alert the bleach-blonde brigade.
rufiangel 12th Sep 2017, 12:46 AM edit delete reply
rufiangel
Oh wow, Hell is disintegrating. I wonder if there'll be a room left to look back into later? Yikes.

And this gallery is... stomach-turning. >_> Just... ew. Macland is gross.

Uh, check out the pics on the walls just for giggles and sidle our way over to the door?
12th Sep 2017, 1:02 AM edit delete reply
The third computer has a cracked monitor now. No time for games, I guess.
Auron 12th Sep 2017, 1:14 AM edit delete reply
Somebody appears to be thinking thoughts that are not her own.
Mochi 12th Sep 2017, 1:17 AM edit delete reply
Mochi
nah, the same thing happened in michelle's head, specifically in the toy store, where jane looked at all the tiny michelle action figures and went "if yours breaks you can just go to the store and buy a new one". this is pretty standard for forcing a sync from what we've seen.
T41 12th Sep 2017, 1:29 AM edit delete reply
Concentrate! Don't let his thoughts contaminate your own!