Comic 359 - Check the computers and desks

Posted on 11th Sep 2017, 8:06 PM in Unfathomable Hate
Check the computers and desks

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Morgenstern 11th Sep 2017, 8:06 PM edit delete
Morgenstern
You start to check the office cubicles.

There's paperwork scattered across the desks, but all of it is meaningless jargon. Terms that sound made up, charts that don't have labels, numbers without context, and piles of useless buzzwords. Synergy, touch base, think outside the box, be proactive, transparency... just a bunch of terms and phrases you'd hear tossed around in a boardroom meeting, with no real weight behind them.

The computer seems functional, but it's painfully slow. You move the mouse, but it takes forever for the cursor to drag its way across the screen. There's folders labeled "Work," "Porn," and "Games" on the desktop.

Comments:

Mochi 11th Sep 2017, 8:24 PM edit delete reply
Mochi
we appear to be sinking, i think the floor miiiight be quicksand. probably not wise to spend too much time in one place in here, or we might be stuck forever. if we're going to go for hell first, we should make our way to the door on the other side.
Kitty 11th Sep 2017, 8:47 PM edit delete reply
Eep, you're right!

Yeah we'd better keep moving so we don't sink. Maybe pull ourselves up using that chair if we need to.

I'm curious to see what's in the folders, but only if we can look without sinking into the floor while the computer loads...
rufiangel 11th Sep 2017, 8:49 PM edit delete reply
rufiangel
Good catch, Mochi! Let's keep ourselves on the up and up!

Maybe open up a folder on each computer and head to the next room, leaving each computer to load things so if we do come back here, we can see what's loaded up. Gonna assume it might take a while. -v-;
AlphaDragon 11th Sep 2017, 8:51 PM edit delete reply
I would add check the water fountain then check the other door that's open.
Baeronius 11th Sep 2017, 10:08 PM edit delete reply
Baeronius
So, this room has 3 exits. left and right, which we know of, and... well... down.
We don't know if there is a space beneath it though.

Possibly if you yell something about getting those TPS Reports Done, the floor may try to eject us.
Anonymous 11th Sep 2017, 9:11 PM edit delete reply
A strange feeling wants me to click Porn..
Baeronius 11th Sep 2017, 9:21 PM edit delete reply
Baeronius
Oh first topless comments now we have porn.
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Well, I guess it's consistent.
Just don't blame me if its those bio-printed creatures coming out of the folder.
I mean... technically you could as I suggested the concept but... uh... it was a warning I think?
Auron 11th Sep 2017, 9:51 PM edit delete reply
Get on the chair right now.