Comic 321 - Blood the cola machine

Posted on 4th Sep 2017, 3:25 AM in Unfathomable Hate
Blood the cola machine

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Morgenstern 4th Sep 2017, 3:25 AM edit delete
You cut yourself on the axe, and then attempt to put your blood in the machine. It's... a little awkward, since there's not a lot of places you could easily squeeze blood into, but you get some inside. Since it's an entire cola machine, it would take a lot of blood if you wanted to move the machine--but a little is enough to move the mechanisms inside, and get the machine to do what it normally does.

You have it expel a cola.

You open the cola.

There is, oddly, no carbonation noise when you pop the tab. You turn the cola can upside down, and what falls out isn't beverage, but a note.

A single, small, rolled up piece of paper, with a single sentence written hastily across it.

I don't pay you to think

There's nothing else in the can.

You try it again. You force the machine to eject another cola. You open the cola... and there's a note inside.

I got you at a discount


WalkerOfSorrow 4th Sep 2017, 3:37 AM edit delete reply

Who was the Vasquez service hired by back in Chapter 1? It could be these are things Vasquez told Michelle, but could also be things Michelle thinks the one who ordered her batch would say.

The significance of a soda machine vending verbal abuse is lost on me, kinda, but I think I get it. You pay a vending machine to sate your thirst on the go. It's not a bar, it's not a soda fountain you can splurge endlessly at, it's not a personal fridge. You have to give up something to receive the contents. But in this case, the machine dispenses belittling vitriol.
Varil 4th Sep 2017, 3:39 AM edit delete reply
Well. It's...good that our power works in here. It's less good what's in the sadness dispenser.

Lets go check out that toy store. I don't want any more sodas.
rufiangel 4th Sep 2017, 3:51 AM edit delete reply
Sadness dispenser is right. Holy smokes.


(MM, you're shredding my hearrrrtttt)
rufiangel 4th Sep 2017, 3:52 AM edit delete reply
I came up with a sad idea and it might be totally off, but uh, what if the four digit code was 0000? Because... uhm... that's kind of how Michelle judges her own self-value. ;;;;
Zeddy 4th Sep 2017, 4:03 AM edit delete reply
Maybe we can feel the combination if we bleed into the lock?
Tych 29th Mar 2018, 2:23 PM edit delete reply
Fuck you in hell Vasquez you tinker toy reject